Cyberg

fuuny & lovely jokes

cyberg — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:37:13 GMT

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell you, It might spread!!

Cute? Good looking? Easy to handle? Cool? Sexy? Nice structure? Its my mobile. How about your?

What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore

waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get... Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!

Advice
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r

beating our kids

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind

fuuny & lovely jokes

cyberg — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:35:48 GMT

Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill"

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Friedship is just like wine..as it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly

When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship

fuuny & lovely jokes

cyberg — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:34:39 GMT

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.

A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker

Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!

mosquitoes religious? Yes They first sing over u & then prey on your

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear

and a monkey is U dear

cyberg — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 09:20:46 GMT

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Bluetooth Technology

cyberg — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:50:36 GMT

What is Bluetooth Technology? * Solving Problems Problem: Today, electronics that connect to one another are found everywhere--in the office, home, Car, etc. Keyboards connect to computers, MP3 players to headphones and so on. So, how do these devices connect to each other? Usually the answer is: with wires and cables. But, as you know, wires and cables always result in a tangled mess. Solution: Bluetooth wireless technology eliminates many of the wires that clutter our offices, homes, etc., while allowing our electronic devices of today and tomorrow to communicate with one another. * You Hear About it Everywhere Bluetooth technology has been around for years, however for many people it is just another “tech” term. Most people have little or no understanding of the technology and have very little knowledge of its applications. However, you hear and read about it everywhere--in ads for computers, Cell Phones, PDAs and all types of different devices enabled with Bluetooth technology. So, what is Bluetooth technology? What is Bluetooth? * Look Mom: No Wires! What is Bluetooth technology? Put simply, Bluetooth technology is a short-range wireless radio technology that allows electronic devices to connect to one another. Generally, Bluetooth has a range of up to 30 ft. or greater, depending on the Bluetooth Core Specification Version. Newer devices, using newer versions of Bluetooth, have ranges over 100 ft. Bluetooth wireless technology makes connections just like cables connect a computer to a keyboard, mouse, or printer, or how a wire connects an MP3 player to headphones. Bluetooth technology makes these same connections, except it does it without the cables and wires. With Bluetooth there is no more worrying about which cable goes where, while getting tangled in the mess. To learn more about the advantages of wireless technology, click: Wireless Advantages * Setting the Standard Bluetooth technology is actually derived from a combination of wireless technologies. The Bluetooth specification unites these technologies under the title: "Bluetooth technology". Bluetooth technology was first developed by Ericsson and then formalized by a group of electronics manufacturers (Ericsson, IBM, Intel, Nokia, and Toshiba) who joined forces to form a private trade association known as the Bluetooth Special Interest Group (SIG). When they formally introduced the Bluetooth specification to the public, they established a global standard, thus creating a universal way for mobile computers, cell phones, and various other devices to wirelessly connect with one another. Due to the fact that Bluetooth technology is a standardized wireless technology, you can rest assure it will be around for many years to come. So, now that we've answered the question: "What is Bluetooth technology?" You probably want to know why this wireless technology was given such a funny name: "Bluetooth". Learn More About:

Famous quotes

cyberg — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:18:54 GMT

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.": - H. G. Wells (1866-1946)
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"If a man does his best, what else is there?": - General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
"Political correctness is tyranny with manners.": - Charlton Heston (1924-)
"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.": - A. J. Liebling (1904-1963)
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.": - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
"Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.": - Saint Augustine (354-430)
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.": - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.": - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.": - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.": - Galileo Galilei
"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.": - Emile Zola (1840-1902)
"This book fills a much-needed gap.": - Moses Hadas (1900-1966) in a review
"The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.": - definition of "happiness" by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.": - e e cummings (1894-1962)
"Give me a museum and I'll fill it.": - Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
"Assassins!": - Arturo Toscanini (1867-1957) to his orchestra
"I'll moider da bum.": - Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.": - Yogi Berra
"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.": - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.": - Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.": - Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.": - Henry Ford (1863-1947)
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.": - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.": - Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.": - George Burns (1896-1996)
"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.": - Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

cyberg — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:51:01 GMT

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Albert Einstein

New food formula

cyberg — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:20:56 GMT

Kraft Foods, the conglomerate built on macaroni and cheese, is working on a new and unusual product line — food that is not only tasty, but kills intestinal worms.

It is not intended for sale in the United States, but is aimed at rural Asia, Africa and Latin America, where worms leave millions of children lethargic, dangerously anemic and, sometimes, passing blood.

The food is in the early development stage, and a spokeswoman said the company was not ready to say whether it would be a cheese, a pasta, a granola bar or something else. But it will incorporate deworming chemicals developed by TyraTech, a company in Melbourne, Fla., that makes safe pesticides.

The pesticides, explained R. Douglas Armstrong, chief executive of TyraTech, are derived from plant oils. He would not name the plants, but compared the idea to the power of citronella to repel mosquitoes.

The oils attach to three olfactory and central nervous system receptors found only in invertebrates. When overstimulated, Dr. Armstrong said, those receptors produce unstoppable cascades of impulses in the nervous systems of insects or worms, repelling or killing them.

Dr. Armstrong compared it to ringing a doorbell so incessantly that it finally triggers a heart attack. Because vertebrates, including humans, lack these receptors, the oils are harmless to them.

They have been tested on mice, which are also vertebrates. Five days of treatment cleared them of dwarf tapeworms, TyraTech said. Tests on humans have not been done, so it is not clear what the prospective delicacies will taste like, said Sarah Delea, a spokeswoman for Kraft.

Dr. Armstrong said that different blends would work and that taste could be removed, masked with food flavors or coated with microencapsulization, as is done with medicine.

Plant oils’ killing power was discovered by accident, he added.

Essam Enan, a biochemist who is now the chief scientific officer for TyraTech, was formerly a cancer researcher studying the oils at the University of California, Davis, which is in the hot Sacramento Valley, when there was a power failure.

“Pretty soon, the other labs in the building began to close down for the day,” Dr. Armstrong said. “They had opened their windows. But there were too many flies and bugs, and it was too hot to close them.”

“But there were no bugs in Essam’s lab,” he continued. “Then he found some dead flies. That’s when he began to appreciate the potency.”

Dr. Frank O. Richards Jr., a parasitologist at the Carter Center in Atlanta, said he found the idea of a worm-killing food “interesting but not convincing yet.”

He would want to see proof, he said, that it worked on roundworms, which are metabolically different from tapeworms and much more common. And he would want proof that it killed worms, rather than just irritating them enough to make them migrate to other organs.

“We’re always interested in new worm drugs, because there isn’t a lot of research into them,” he said. “But a lot in this remains to be looked at.”

Although worm killing is a new angle for Kraft, Ms. Delea said, the manufacturer does reformulate some foods to be used in poor countries to improve health.

For example, she said, the Tang drink it sells in Asia and Latin America has extra vitamins. And the Eden brand cheese it sells in the Philippines is fortified with iodine. Iodine deficiency is the leading preventable cause of mental retardation, and it also leads to stunting and goiters.

cyberg — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 22:45:33 GMT

How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free. The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.I just want to stay with you forever...

friendship means: U happy, I happy...U sad, I sad...U cry, I cry...U lagh, I lagh...U jump down from building ,I countinue to laugh!!!

By following my heart I came to you, I only forget to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you...

Love is like war........Easy to start...........Dificult to end............. Imposible to forget.........

What I feel for you, is realy true. You got to know, I need you so. When you are gone, I cann't go on. Cann't you see that you are the only one for me?

Love is like playing piano. First you must learn to play by rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart...

Please remind me to remind you about remindering me to send you this reminder that remind me of remindering you that you never have to remind me to remember YOU, I WILL ALWAYS DO !

When things goes wrong, when sadness files your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember 3 things:
1. I'm with you...
2. Still with you...
3. Will always be...

You must be a good runner because you always run in mind. You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart & I am always a bad shooter because I MISS YOU ALWAYS...

We wast time looking for perfect lover instead of creating perfect love - Tom Robbins

I have the "I", I have the "L", I have the "O", I have the "V", I have the "E", So please can
I have "U" ?

There is no special reason for sending this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment of your busy life & hope I can make you smile & say: I MISS YOOOOOOOU !

I am in hospital now, after 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEVING YOUR SMS...

I wrote ur name in sand but wind wash it away.i wrote ur name in the sky but cloudes wash it away.finally i wrote ur name in my hurt as no one will take it

Positive picture come from negativee developes in dark room, so if u find urself lonely & in dark, understand that God is working on a beautiful picture 4 u !!!

The question is not who is going to let me, the question is who is going to stop me !

Every lover is a loser, the first thing you lose is ur heart, the more you lose the deep your love...

If i were to describe true love i would describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they melted in each other arms...

Heart truly in love never lost hope, it doesn,t matter how far the distance(km), how long the time(hrs), it believe in the promise of true love...

The word TRUST is the basis of the relation but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning like just a missing of 'T' can 'RUST' the relation !

Night is longer that day for those who Dream & Day is longer than night for those who make their DREAM come true... Wish you good night & Sweet Dream !

The greatest gift you can give to someone is your TIME... Because when you give someone your Time, You have given her a portion of your life that you'll never get back...

You learn to love someone when you find what makes her smile, but you can never truly love someone until you know what makes her cry...

Life is not worth living until you have find someone to die for... And life is not worth dying once you have someone to live for... strange but true...

LOve does not require two peopel look at each other, but that they look together in the same direction...

I wrote your name in sand but wind wash it away! I wrote your name in the sky but clodes wash it a way! Finally I wrote your name in my heart as no one will take it...

My silence does not mean i forget you. My disappearance does not mean i do not care about you, our distance does not mean we are far, my dear you are always in my heart...

Love is Like a Golden chain that links, our hearts together and if you ever break, that chain you'll break my heart 4ever!

To love is nothing! To be loved is something! To love and be loved is everything...

143 is nomerically saying "I MISS YOU". What if i asked you 23423 same as "DO YOU MISS ME TOO?", would you answer me 312 same as "YES I DO"

Love can be express in many ways. one way i know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this...

Every tear is a sign of brokenness. every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembernace...

Love is like \"missed call\".It stops when U try 2 catch.But Frndship is like \"sms\"Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox until U delete it.So its upto u2 keep & value a friend!

Sand and Stone

cyberg — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 21:33:18 GMT

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one, who had been slapped, got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After the friend recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE."

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"

The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND, AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE