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Two
hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The
other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
God
thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then
devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
A
good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart,
'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u
from my memory!
sorry
4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has
comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker
Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake
After
a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I
married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and
didn't notice."
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist!
mosquitoes religious? Yes They first sing over u & then prey on your
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear
and a monkey is U dear
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